Another Tale Left in the Gutter

My dad is such an arse. Then again, most of our own parents are a real pain in the arse. Right, so here’s the thing.

I bought Y Tu Mama Tambien on Saturday. Dad saw the opening and was like, “WTHeck, THAT’S PORN”. Eeew. How close-minded can you get? I, like, read something much WORSE than that shit and my imagination’s really GOOD ’cause it scares me. It scares me a WHOLE LOT.

So, instead, we watched Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Marvin is such a depressed darling.

I miss reading BLEACH, but the plot’s getting more complicated and stuff. O___O

You know you’ve been purely on crack when the following things happen on your birthday:

1. You and your friends watch Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and Y Tu Mama Tambien and have too much giggle fits.
2. Your male friend is playing DOTA and you’re helping him kill all his opponents.
3. You’re typing an entry on your blog and your friends are actually sitting beside you.
4. You farted twice.
5. It takes 30 minutes to shit.
6. All of you are sleeping in the living room.
7. It’s 1 in the morning.
8. The lot of you aren’t sleepy….yet.

Well, shit. I hate being a drama queen. I hate being a drama queen. Then again, I can act like one.

In fact, I nearly did.

Oh wait, I did.

Eeek.

SINCE WHEN DID LIFE REVOLVE AROUND MISERY HUH? WHEN?

Bloody hell, this isn’t cheering me up.

Can anyone give me gay porn to read? Like, NC-17 porn? (I’m turning 17, bastards! And by next year, I’ll be legal. PERFECTLY FUCKING LEGAL TO VIEW PORN ON YOUTUBE. WHOOOO.)

You didn’t read that part, okay? Now, where’s my NC-17 gay porn?

Friendster has thing MUSIC-THINGY?
Now, how the hell can I use it to show how much I love Gackt? *cough*

Scratch that. Howdy y’all. I’m back and…still miserable. I cannot post anything coherent right now. My brain’s dead.

MIDTERMS NEXT WEEK AT SECOND LONG EXAM SA PHYSICS!

I WILL SURVIVE, I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!